- chonga
- 1. (Chonga) (3416↑, 285↓)A girl of [Hispanic] origin, usually between the ages of 12 and 19, but sometimes as young as 8. Primarily found in Miami (most famously, in [Hialeah]), the chonga is known for her cheap form of dress, a combination of the so-called [gangsta]look and that of a prostitute, but can vary between the two. She wears ridiculously large hoop earrings large enough to be bracelets, which are usually gold and have their name written in them, and diamond studs high up on her ears. They may also wear thick, gold bangle bracelets in stacks on their arms. Depending on how [ghetto] she thinks she is, she may wear oversized men's t-shirts with tight, usually white Brazilian pants, with a colored thong worn underneath that shows through (on purpose). The chonga's shoe of choice is usually either the traditional black [Reeboks], white Nike [Air Force Ones], completely black [Converse] high tops, velvet black ankle boots, or the most popular, Chinese beaded slippers in the same matching color ad their top, and worn with ankle socks. Most recently, Chongas have begun listening to [reggaeton], but also enjoy rap, R&B, and the radio stations that play these genres of music. They can also be heard frequently calling these stations to make "shout-outs" to their [babydaddy]. Chongas have a very distinct form of speech, a cross between poorly imitated black slang and a thick Spanish accent, which emphasizes on the vowels. Some chongas even speak entirely in [Spanglish]. Here are some sample sentences, and how they would be pronounced in Chonga: Eyy yu no daa kih in fahrs pihreeuh OMAIIGA daaaaaaaaaaaaam he faaeeen\!(Hey, you know that kid in first period, oh my God, damn he’s fine\!) Eyy yu go-eentu Maariisleyseesiz quinceson Fraidei?(Hey,are you going to Marisleysise’s quince on Friday?) O HELLNAA bish Ima beesho azz, waash\! OMAIIGAA\!(Oh hell no bitch, I’m going to beat your ass, watch\! Oh my God\!) The Chonga also has a distinct form of writing as well, whether it be on bathroom stalls or their Myspace pages. A typical chonga-vandalized school bathroom stall (or wall, or classroom desk, or school bus seat, or most any other form of public property) would consist of poorly imitated graffiti in permanent marker or whiteout, usually insulting a rival chonga, warning fellow chongas to “Bak da Fuk Off”, “claiming” a fantasy crush, (for example Nelly, Bow Wow, Chris Brown, Ludacris, Chingy Lil Wayne, Daddy Yankee, etc., referring to themselves as the rapper’s “wifey” or “baby girl” or “fine Rican mami”), or simply tagging, using nicknames such as “Baby Girl” or “Brownie” or “Tweety” or “Rican Mami”. However, being the unique individuals they are, they tend to write F’s backwards, I’s (ii) double, S’s accompanied by a Z (Sz), and when typing, lowercase q’s substituted for g’s (BaBii qiiRl) or 3’s for e’s (N3LLySzi RiiCaN PRiiNC3Sz). Examples of this (written either on public property or online) would be: N3LLySz LiiL WiiF3y –N-MiiSz Tw33Ty --\> Yall hATaSz BaKK oFF,LuDaSz BaBii qURl,Tw33Ty N SzNiicK3rSz The chonga may also have a special nickname for her real-life boyfriend,a [chongo] who may go by the name of Mauricio or Junior or Angel or Juan, but whom she affectionately calls Cio or Coco or Snickers or Scooby.Chongas may be found riding Metro buses, the chonga vehicle of choice, in groups of 4 to up to 15 of their kind, if her cousin Kenneth is not available to give her a ride to the “flea” (explained later) on the handlebars of his stolen tricycle. Chongas can be seen at the flea market (or "flea"),Dolphin Mall, roaming the streets of Hialeah, around basketball courts, public parks, or in their cousin Junior’s bedroom.
Girl: Damn did you see that new chonga in P.E.? Boy: Yeah damn she's fine\! Girl: She's such a ho\! Boy: Wuhhh?\!
Author: Rice N. Peaz http://chonga.urbanup.com/16569122. (chonga) (1017↑, 214↓)n. a girl, particularily of hispanic origin, that wears hoop earrings big enough to fit your arm through, big shirts and really small, tight shorts. Her shoes would most likely be really big sneakers, such as men's basketball shoes. Her hair would be worn very tightly gelled on her scalp, looking as though it would cut circulation. She probably outlines her lips with lip liner, but doesn't use any lipstick."Damnnnnn..look at that hoe ass chonga"
Author: skeeter http://chonga.urbanup.com/5024123. (chonga) (479↑, 106↓)noun- A chonga is a woman of hispanic origin classified by, but not limited to, the following characteristics: 1. Brazilian jeans (folds of skin hanging over are a bonus, but not mandatory). 2. Excessive application of hair gel, with the hair usually worn in a curly fashion or pressed tightly to the head, dangerously close to cutting off circulation. 3. Brand name clothing (including Ecko Unlimited, Baby Phat, Phat Farm, and Sean John). 4. Air Force Ones or some other form of Nikes/Adidas. 5. Obscenely color-coordinated outfits. 6. A lack of understanding of the English language, usually resulting in accents, improper use of words, and/or a mixture of Spanish and English known as Spanglish. 7. Distinct make-up - specifically fake, exaggerated, and highly arched eyebrows, black lipliner, glittery lip stick, and heavy masquera. 8. Unique form of internet jargon that utilizes a combination of upper-case and lower-case letters along with Spanish words and phrases. 9. A general attraction to malls, especially Dolphin Mall in Florida. 10. An affinity for enormous hoop earrings. They are typically gold and large enough for one to fit a small child through. 11. A general interest in reggaeton/hip-hop. Nothing works better for luring a chonga than a hardcore Pitbull rap.1. Simulated chonga online dialogue: CuBaNiTaMaMii4U: OyE MaRiA-LuIsA ii tInK ii miiGhT bii PrEgNaNt wiiT JoSeS BaBii. HoTtIeCuBaN4LyF: Ayyyye MaMiii qUe cUtEE l0l 2. Jenifer Lopez, Mariah Carey
Author: Sun the Korean http://chonga.urbanup.com/18040524. (Chonga) (256↑, 74↓)A girl of Hispanic origin, usually between the ages of 12 and 19, but sometimes as young as 8. Primarily found in Miami (most famously, in Hialeah), the chonga is known for her cheap form of dress, a combination of the so-called [gangsta]look and that of a prostitute, but can vary between the two. She wears ridiculously large hoop earrings the size of bracelets, which are usually gold and have their name written in them, and diamond studs high up on her ears. They may also wear thick, gold bangle bracelets in stacks on their arms. Chongas wear their hair pasted down with gel in the front, usualy parted straight down the center, in a zig-zag line, to the side, or half to the side and half down the center, seperated by a thin hairband, colored to match their shirt, or in a ponytail or half-up ponytail slicked back with tubs of grease.They may wear lipliner and eyeliner, and can be seen applying lipgloss from thick, greasy tubes, however, are not to be confused with [cholas]. Depending on how [ghetto] she thinks she is, she may wear oversized men's t-shirts with tight, usually white Brazilian pants, with a colored thong worn underneath that shows through (on purpose). The chonga's shoe of choice is usually either the traditional black Reeboks, white Nike Air Force Ones, completely black Converse high tops, velvet black ankle boots, or the most popular, Chinese beaded slippers in the same matching color ad their top, and worn with ankle socks. If she is from the Miami area, the chonga may be seen sporting a hat or shirt bearing the number 305, the Miami area code, in which they take much pride.Chongas tend to listen to [Reggaeton],Rap, & R&B, and the radio stations that play these genres of music, frequently calling in to make "shout-outs" to their "baby daddy", etc. Chongas have a very distinct form of speech, a cross between poorly imitated black slang and a thick Spanish accent, which emphasizes on the vowels. Some chongas even speak entirely in Spanglish. Here are some sample sentences, and how they would be pronounced in Chonga: Hey, you know that kid in first period, oh my God, damn he’s fine\! Eyy yu no daa kih in fahrs pihreeuh OMAIIGA daaaaaaaaaaaaam he faaeeen\! Hey,are you going to Marisleysise’s quince on Friday? -Eyy yu go-eentu Maariisleyseesiz quinceson Fraidei? Oh hell no bitch, I’m going to beat your ass, watch\! Oh my God\! -O HELLNAA bish Ima beesho azz, waash\! OMAIIGAA\! The Chonga also has a distinct form of writing as well, whether it be on bathroom stalls or their Myspace pages. A typical chonga-vandalized school bathroom stall (or wall, or classroom desk, or school bus seat, or most any other form of public property) would consist of poorly imitated graffiti in permanent marker or whiteout, usually insulting a rival chonga, warning fellow chongas to “Bak da Fuk Off”, “claiming” a fantasy crush, (Nelly, Bow Wow, Chris Brown, Ludacris, Chingy Lil Wayne,and Daddy Yankee,etc. are popular ones)referring to themselves as the rapper’s “wifey” or “baby girl” or “fine Rican mami”), or simply tagging, using nicknames such as “Baby Girl” or “Brownie” or “Tweety” or “Rican Mami”. However, being the unique individuals they are, they tend to write F’s backwards, I’s (ii) double, S’s accompanied by a Z (Sz), and when typing, lowercase q’s substituted for g’s (BaBii qiiRl) or 3’s for e’s (N3LLySzi RiiCaN PRiiNC3Sz). Examples of this (written either on public property or online) would be: N3LLySz LiiL WiiF3y –N-MiiSz Tw33Ty --\> Yall hATaSz BaKK oFF MaRiiSzLeySziiSz LUffSz ChRiiSz BrOWn LuDaSz BaBii qURl Tw33Ty N SzNiicK3rSz The chonga may also have a special nickname for her real-life boyfriend, a [chongo], who may go by the name of Mauricio or Junior or Angel or Juan, but whom she affectionately calls Cio or Coco or Snickers or Scooby. Chongas may be found riding Metro buses, the chonga vehicle of choice, in groups of 4 to up to 15 of their kind, if her cousin Kenneth is not available to give her a ride to the “flea” (explained later) on the handlebars of his stolen tricycle. Chongas can be seen at the flea market, Dolphin Mall, roaming the streets of Hialeah, around basketball courts, public parks, or in their cousin Junior’s bedroom.Jessica: Damn did you see that new chonga Yaneisis with the Chris Brown shirt in P.E.? Jose:Yeah she's fiiiine\! Jessica:She's such a ho\!
Author: rice n peaz http://chonga.urbanup.com/16560835. (chonga) (136↑, 44↓)In a nutshell: -A Chonga (shown-guh) is typically a Hispanic girl from [Miami], Florida who expresses a desire for regard as [ghetto] and the admiration of [chongo]s through her form of dress and speech. The Chonga wears: -Oversized gold or silver hoop earrings, most likely with her name (or sexy, or baby girl) written in them, nameplate necklaces, an abundance of gold or silver costume jewellery -Brazilian pants- skin-tight, low riding jeans that appear to be painted on, and are sometimes adorned with rhinestones or strategically placed cut-out slits; the most popular color among Chongas for Brazilian pants is white. -Spandex tank tops, oversized solid color t-shirts -Tupac (or 2Pac) t-shirts -Reebok, Jordan, and Converse sneakers -Meticulously color coordinated outfits -Black, Nike drawstring bags -The occasional blue or green contact lenses The Chonga wears her hair: -In wet, tight curls, the front (bangs) gelled down and hidden behind the ears -Partly cornrowed -Adorned with a thin headband at the very front of her hairline -In a tight ponytail or half updo, slathered with gel -Flat ironed for special occasions -Dyed auburn, black, or blonde The Chonga speaks: -A distinct mix of poorly imitated [Ebonics] and heavily accented [Spanglish], with emphasis on vowels, freely throwing around the words pero (Spanish for but), nigga, bitch, shit, and daaaaaaaaaaaaaaym The Chonga writes: -juSzTT LiiK diiSz’ s00 yAll hAttASz’ bESzTT bAkk 0FF AiiT’ The Chonga likes: -R&B, rap and reggaeton -[Pitt Bull], Tupac, T.I., Lil Wayne, Daddy Yankee -The flea market (or,“the flea”), the fair (when in town), malls, clubs, basketball courts, public parks and buses, the streets of [Hialeah] -Fighting fellow chongas over chongos -Posing for a gallery full of borderline pornographic [Myspace] photos Contrary to popular belief: -A Chonga is not a [Chola]. -The vast majority of Chongas (that is, about 98% of them) actually do not wear Sharpie-drawn eyebrows with peaks higher than Mount Everest. The myth proliferated when a picture of two Cholas with sky high cartoon/witch/madman arches trekked its way through Myspace. -The practice of lining one’s lips with chocolate brown lip liner has, for the most part, died out in the Chonga community. Lipliner, which had its Chonga heyday from the mid to late 1990s, has been dumped for another, newer mouth accessory- grillz. Increasingly popular with the Chonga are gold or diamond [grillz] worn on the bottom row of her teeth. -While the majority of Chongas continue to wear their signature tight, gelled down ponytail, a large percentage has apparently neglected the hairstyle due to its exploitation recent ridicule of the Chonga subculture. -Chongas are well and alive beyond Miami; spot them in New York, New Jersey and virtually every metropolitan area in the StatesLiiLXXwAYn3SzXXWiiF3Y: dAAAAAAAaaaYYyyyyMM''DaTT WiiTe MuTT biiTcH aSSz h0 nEEd 2 SzTT0pp tAKKiiN ShiiTT dAdExCoUnTiixChULiiTTa: 'ii NO' fO RiiL DaTT hO sAY U iiSz' a ChONGa nD DaTT biiTcH bESzTT jUSz sTToP O dEy GoN b sUm dEEp ShiiTT nD iiMa sPaRkk huH ASz PeRO fO RiiL yO'
Author: jonez, jeruzalem http://chonga.urbanup.com/24142966. (Chonga) (106↑, 65↓)A Cuban-American from Miami who only wears clothes from U.S. Tops, wears tight bright colored Brazilian jeans, lots of gold, long fake nails, with a refy attitude. She thinks she's a gangster but only gets fucked by gangsters. See ref.Chonga: Bro, what the fuck are you looking at? Non-Chonga: Nothing. Why? Chonga: No, it's just that I see you looking at me like "what the fuck". What the fuck? Non-Chonga: Ok? Chonga: Estop looking at me\! I'm going to get crazy on your ass if you don't estop fucking looking at me, perra\! Non-Chonga: (Walks away and then gets her ass beaten from behind)
Author: Gerald and Stretch http://chonga.urbanup.com/20799347. (Chonga) (76↑, 36↓)A girl (mainly a Hispanic girl) who has their eyebrows drawn in, and lip liner up to their nostrils. They often wear social security jewerly (they contain so much information on them ex. baby, sexy, mama, and sometimes even their name). They wear tight brazilian jeans, white or black, with a bright thong that sticks out. They have more gel than they do hair, because their hair is often damaged from dying it since they were two years old. They sport the Ivy Queen nails (longer than their own fingers), and wear more make-up than MAC can produce. A chongo is the male equivalent of a chonga."Ivy Queen is such a chonga"
Author: Katherine49 http://chonga.urbanup.com/23283728. (chonga) (34↑, 11↓)Those girls in Florida that take makeup tips from Vampira and fashion tips from Kelly Bundy. By 15 they are the illegitimate mothers of 5 different kids by 5 different deadbeat underachieving papi chulos, and they can be seen frequenting the Mall of the Americas, in line at the welfare office, or feeding their babies Cheetohs and Budweiser. They're called cholas/cholitas in California, Chavettes in England, Neds in Scotland and Skangers in Ireland.You see that chonga over there, Candy? The hospital said her baby Tuffy's brain was 80% formed, but Candy figured that was pretty good because 80% is like a B- and that's better than anything she ever got on before she had Tuffy.
Author: your dog http://chonga.urbanup.com/29498889. (Chonga) (21↑, 5↓)Hispanic females with heavy accents when speaking english usually seen wearing large gold hoops bigger than their face, along with loads of gold bangle bracelets that clank anytime they slightly move their hands and/or arms as well as a gold necklace on which they have their name. Tending to have overly manicured nails the size of their face as well. They tend to use scrunchies as clothing to reveal every inch of their body leaving nothing to your imagination. Having to buy bottle of hair gel and hair spray every week to maintain their bangs plastered to their foreheads while haivng it pulled back in a tight, usually high ponytail while having the loose end in curls, which tend to be natural. They can been seen at times with belly rings containing cherries or some sort of obscenely slutty reference. their cell phones can be seen with covers containing the emblem of Louis Vuitton, Baby Phat, Chanel, or any other brand which may seem expensive."Oh mah gaw gir, did juu see wha he dith?\! Oh no, He have no idea who he messin' wit. I'm goin to call Juan and Carlos to come beat his ass\! And that beesh he be messin' wit has no idea wha she be in for\! I jus got my nails done, pero I don't care\! If I break a nail, oh no, juu don know\! She gon' get it soooo bad\!" Look\! It's a chonga\! My goodness, can her skirt get any shorter?\!
Author: Sasha Marin http://chonga.urbanup.com/160559410. (chonga) (74↑, 66↓)A chonga is a girl normally a hispanice girl .. who wears really tight us top pants and a big tshirt .. they were there hair stuck to their scalp and their earings are big enough for you 2 put an arm through ....Did u see those girls hoop earings??Shes such a chonga \!\!
Author: Miszpinky http://chonga.urbanup.com/161046311. (chonga) (8↑, 1↓)a cheerleader at murphy that says shes not mexi even though she is. she also uses chocolate bronzerjessy: "have u seen sandra today?" shannon: "yeah she looks like a total chongaaaa." jessy: "heard that\!"
Author: squarehead13 http://chonga.urbanup.com/538142912. (Chonga) (10↑, 4↓)The Spanish Version of the already well known Hood Rat. A chonga is ghetto. She acts tough and sometimes can be quite slutty. She disses girls who she believes are inferior to her. She glues her hair down and wears fake gold hoops.also look up [chongalicious] or [hoodrat]
Author: DollFace1950 http://chonga.urbanup.com/328519813. (Chonga) (18↑, 13↓)Chonga is a ghetto girl from hispanic background . people want to say cuban ,, but what about nicaraguan , dominicans are puertoricans girls can be too, that wear tight jeans and act ghetto. Its a latina thing. Chongas are found in hialeah, kendall, washington heights, all of New york and orlando. And certainly everywherepuertorican chonga omg do u have ricky martin tickets Dominican chonga./... Noooo i gave them to Rosa. Cuban chonga... Omgggg
Author: meaygfrtuiopkj http://chonga.urbanup.com/324020614. (Chonga) (14↑, 12↓)An adjective which can be used for anything that is fugly, smells like shit, looks like shit, or in general is shit"His penis totally smells like Chonga"
Author: Samponanna http://chonga.urbanup.com/389356215. (chonga) (0↑, 0↓)the female version of the mexican "cholo". Mexican girl who would wear tight tight jeans that squeeze her very prominent love handles, short and tight shirts revealing their stomaches, wear obscene amounts of lip liner (or sharpie drawn around the lips), extreme amounts of hair gel (or glue) flattening their hair down and making it shiny."That chonga's hair was so wet with glue it looked like she had been out in the rain and her lip liner definitely was drawn with sharpie marker," commented Sarah.
Author: Cassandrandrodo http://chonga.urbanup.com/445881116. (chonga) (35↑, 36↓)a chonga/chongo is a "mami" or "papi" from the slums. They like to dress "fancy" with skin-tight clothes that doesnt fit them. or the men like to dress with oversized clothes, i.e (phat farm, roca wear). They are of latin descent.Mima is such a chonga, she borowed my brazilian jeans last week and wears them everyday.
Author: Jade Leighton http://chonga.urbanup.com/181541117. (chonga) (5↑, 7↓)Spanish Chickas that generally have exccesive gel in the hair.I bagged this chonga from da club last nite
Author: GKamau http://chonga.urbanup.com/300556218. (Chonga) (1↑, 5↓)Used to describe a song that is better than your average song. Invented by Mike of dance rock duo Remarks.Have you heard the new Remarks tune at facebook.com/officialremarks Yeah, it's a massive chonga. .
Author: ladygagasunderwear http://chonga.urbanup.com/591879219. (chonga) (12↑, 20↓)live mostly in miami they talk weird.. ugly ghetto D: wear so much gel on their hair that theyre hair is shiny super light blue brazilian jeans show their breasts have big boobs, if a chonga is 15 years old, she looks like shes 25, because they like to eat alot with gets the hormones from the chickens, cows, and stuff. most are from puerto rico, cuba, and more latin countries sleep with their boyfriends alot. decorate their myspace with glittery words such as : BABY, PRINCESS, CUBANITA, BABE I LOVE YOU, or their "name" if you want to see a museum of chongas, come to miami (dolphin mall) or at the dollar stores, they think theyre rich but theyre not close to it. shirts only cost like $9 cause of so little fabric it has. \>_______________\< the wax most of their eyebrows, or all of it, and sharpies their eyebrown. .... isnt that gross?? also.. they hav the biggest hoop earings with theyre name impinted inside the hoops-hEiiii $uSie w\@ts uPpP ?? -ohHh hei m\@mmiie -i tHink i'm pr3gnAnt \chonga**** -O: thIs is yo 7th time gIrrll -heh we're sucH ChonGas
Author: alexxxxxxxxxxxxxx http://chonga.urbanup.com/265685320. (chonga) (1↑, 11↓)a single word that can be used to describe anything sexually related. derived from the nudge button on msn messenger."She wants to chonga your deck." "Hannah wants to know if you can fit your chonga in a pineapple." "He looks like he ready for chonga time." "You want to chonga Carrot." "He looks chong-y."
Author: oxhannahxo http://chonga.urbanup.com/227008521. (chonga) (25↑, 35↓)A chonga is a literally crazy "ghetto/gansta" girl often called "Odaymis." Enjoys reggaeton and using the word "nerd" as a synonym for the word "stupid." They also often change people's names to what they believe to be a "funnier" version.Odaymis: Guyyy, joo A NERDDDD GUY\! MR. GRIVAS\! Ayyy yo no soy chonga. Guy go fuck yourself, joo a NERDDD.
Author: TheTruthTalker http://chonga.urbanup.com/190212022. (Chonga) (3↑, 16↓)1.) A Substitute word. It can mean anything and everything.....can be followed by mya or bya 2.) Tits1.) Hey Chonga mya\! (substituting someones name for Chonga) 2.) CHONGA\!\! (used when frustrated) 3.) (Steve)- If you don't shut the fuck up right now i'm going to kick you in the chongas. (Bob)......(scared shitless) 4.) John- did you see that girl's Chonga's? Tedd- hell yeah i did....and she had a nice ass too\!
Author: Jetnick http://chonga.urbanup.com/330489323. (Chonga) (4↑, 19↓)A mexican [whore]. People who tear out their eyebrows and draw them in with [sharpies], usually wearing large hoop earrings and dressing in particular clothes, usually along the lines of incredibly oversized t-shirts and torn or gaudy jeans. Screws anything with legs. In the same category as the [gangster], the [ghetto], the [phat] chicks, and the [white trash]Corrie is such a wannabe chonga. She screwed every guy on the block. It's too bad she's white.
Author: Pop\! Goes Your Dignity http://chonga.urbanup.com/347374124. (chonga) (19↑, 38↓)A female lacking sense in fashion, urban culture, and social skills. Can be of any ethnicity. Mostly found around southern California. Usually found near beach areas and valleys but are known to migrate to the city. Known for being very materialistic, slutty, and clueless. Are into mainstream bars like Fridays, Yardhouse, BJ's, etc. Also enjoy going to clubs in Hollywood and The O.C. They usually run in packs but can occasionally be seen alone going to the tanning salon with their big round sunglasses, an US weekly magazine, a hot pink or sky blue ruffled skirt, and thick spongie sandals.Used from the spanish word chongo (ponytail). Chongos pulled back to tight or chongo abuse usually lead to brain damage and to females becoming chongas.I went out with this girl the other night but she was a total dissapointment. She would not stop talking about the hollywood scene, her coach bag, and her little fuckin dog. I had to leave her at the bar. She was such a chonga. Examples of chongas: Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson
Author: JoseJCisneros http://chonga.urbanup.com/268626925. (chonga) (17↑, 36↓)A female who has bleeched blond hair with dark roots and darks eyebrows. Chongas usu. wear their hair pulled back in a tight ponytail using lots of gel. They wear large hoop earing and fake nails. they can be found in south florida (hialeah, miami). they wear tight clothing to attract people's attention. men usu. find them attractive while females think they look cheap and tacky.fernando: that girl is hot. talia: she's a total chonga. fernando: i think she's fine. talia: she looks like a cheap prostitute\!
Author: Cami\!\!\! http://chonga.urbanup.com/197651226. (chonga) (2↑, 21↓)a latin whore who is probably named mayatika or some made up cuban name even thought they were born in the states. they listen to rap, and other stupid trendy nonesense. they usually have their hair cemented to their heads with buckets of gel, have hoop earings that you can fly planes through, have shirts tied behind their backs, and can ALWAYS be seen chewing gum. they dont know what melody's are because they listen to rap, nor do they know what real harmonies are. they think niggers like ashante and ciara have good voices when they have never hear of king diamond, nor blaze bayley. these bitches are annoying, stuck up, and are always failing school.HAHAHA omfg look at wayalemita\! she is a total fukcing chonga\!
Author: bigniggerkillerwhoknowsmetalrules http://chonga.urbanup.com/162451627. (chonga) (38↑, 59↓)a girl not only of hispanic heritage but of americans too. perfers huge hoop earings that you can fit both of your hands on, wears short skrits that you can almost see her butt, has a tiny top, wears too much makeup and shaves off her arm hair and her eyebrows and sharpies them in. she usually talks all ganster and dates guy that are ghetto.mostly names like yasenia yanelys odalys and mariania.hey nataly look at that new girl, shes such a chonga\!
Author: chikiiii http://chonga.urbanup.com/190748328. (chonga) (55↑, 95↓)female, has a reputation of an easy slut; usually latin; hoe.After Ricky was dumped he couldn't get any play, so he went for that chonga, Amanda.
Author: haha\! i tld you so\! http://chonga.urbanup.com/74795029. (chonga) (16↑, 147↓)a cigarette containing canabis. e.g cigarweed, doobie, phat oneMorleys smokin chongas
Author: Badboy http://chonga.urbanup.com/50230130. (chonga) (19↑, 159↓)Anything that is very large."I've got a chonga dick." - Howard H Helmet Jnr.
Author: Ian Chode http://chonga.urbanup.com/519881Related: chongo, ghetto, hialeah, hoe, miami, chola, chongas, cholo, slut, whore, latina, bitch, hispanic, spanish, chongalicious, cuban, fat, chav, gangsta, ugly, chongi, girl, prep, ref, sluts, vato, white trash, 305, annoying, booty, chonger, chongos, funny, gangster, poser, preponga, preppy, reggaeton, spanglish, spicLast updated: 2012.02.29
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